We love how the Super Bowl uses Roman numerals to make it sound all important and fancy. So we will use them, too.

Here are X things you can watch this year instead of the Super Bowl.

I)   THE SUNSET

II)  YOUR CAT

III)  PAINT DRY

IV)  WATER BOIL

V)  A PLASTIC BAG IN THE WIND

VI)  AN ANT

VII)  THE CLOUDS

VIII)  A FISHBOWL

IX)  THE OCEAN

X)  RANDOM PEOPLE

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