We love how the Super Bowl uses Roman numerals to make it sound all important and fancy. So we will use them, too.
Here are X things you can watch this year instead of the Super Bowl.
I) THE SUNSET
II) YOUR CAT
III) PAINT DRY
IV) WATER BOIL
V) A PLASTIC BAG IN THE WIND
VI) AN ANT
VII) THE CLOUDS
VIII) A FISHBOWL
IX) THE OCEAN
X) RANDOM PEOPLE
